Taikiew Times
23/06/09
Reported by Taikiew A, B and C.
Today is a fantastic day for all of us Singaporeans. At a press conference earlier today, our Health Minister Khow Foon Tan showcased the product of months and months of intensive research and development done by our unseen foreign heroes at FSTA (Freaking Science and Technology Association).
This H1N1 ready sticker adopts a 2 pronged approach in defending Singaporeans against H1N1:
1) The sticker reads “H1N1 Ready”, which is a strong warning to H1N1 viruses that they should not infect anyone with those stickers stuck across their belly. This feature of the H1N1 sticker is closely mirrored after the computers sold in various electronics outlet that come with “Vista Ready” sticker, but were actually vastly incompatible with Windows Vista. According to a researcher who declined to be named, “We don’t know why it works, but it does.”
2) Having a sticker is a happy thing. While in their last moments, Singaporeans would be contented with having a new stylish sticker to stick in their little sticker books. They would then be able to leave the world en mass with a smile on their face to form build a true Singapore that everyone longed for in another world.
The H1N1-ready sticker is now under mass production in various factories in China, and Singaporeans can expect to find one in their mail boxes starting second week of July.
In another news, mass outbreak of H1N1 virus in China Sticker Factories.
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As this post is filed under “Spoof”, this is obviously a spoof.
Image from Straits Times.
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